will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
(via allegorys)
sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a pack of doritos and playing final fantasy
(via boozillah)
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
(Source: bigstupidbaby, via boozillah)
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.
-Dita von Teese (via allegorys)
